How To Get Served A Good Drink Quickly Even When It’s Busy
This list of drink ordering Do’s and Don’ts is fucking hilarious. Here’s one of my favorite Don’ts:
Be “The Microbrew Aficionado”
Usually a pseudo-hippy who can’t tip a quarter but can’t bring himself to drink “schwag,” and who has to sample some new berry-wheat-harvest-ale that he heard about at Burning Man. “Do you have the new Vernal-Equinox Special Welcome-Fest?” “Does Anyone?” Here’s your Newcastle. Go.