Category: Funny

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

Clambo

Robot Johnny, you’re a very funny (and talented) guy.

heh, ‘clambo’, that’s rich, heh heh…

Currently wondering why:

Last night at McDonald’s my wife couldn’t order a salad without meat.

There are times when my job as “the guy who wastes the most time while supposedly working” at InefficentCo^® leaves me a little underwhelmed and with the distinct feeling that I’ve seen everything this great information superhighway has to show us. Those are dark days indeed, my brother/sister and, trust me, you don’t want to see me during my weaker moments. Moments where I bang the side of my head with my mouse, screaming at my monitor, “more funny!” and “why no worky??? why!!!???,” before I collapse in my cube, post-it notes showering down around me, and then lie on the floor, twitching, surrounded by dust mites and CAT5 cabling.

Then there are times like earlier today when I clicked a link on a hypertext document that brought me to Weight Watchers Recipe Cards, circa 1974. Oh, glory day! The angels must be smiling down upon me now as I spit coffee into my keyboard at Marcy’s Enchilada, or giggle with glee after reading about Jellied Tomato Refresher. What a time to be alive!

Thank you, poundy! You’ve re-affirmed my belief that this world provides us with an endless bounty of crazy people with crazy ideas who need (no, beg!) us to make fun of them. It is our job/mission to do so.

Now I feel better.

I’ll freely admit that I’m only linking to this because it’s about an honest to goodness Swedish chef, but it’s still a pretty funny story.

He’s getting fired because his food is too good.

I know, not the most riveting blog entry. Give me a break, I’ve been editing way too many html files today.

One of my favoritist writers, Sarah Hepola, goes to Sundance, tries to get drunk and learns a thing or two about celebrity:

Bright Nights, Big Mountains

(via the Morning News)

This is my new favorite picture.

I found if after looking through Lucas Trerice’s web site. He’s the guy who covered his friend’s apartment in aluminum foil for a New Year’s eve prank.

Happy Holidays, themuy readers! I hope you’re having as much fun as I am with the not working and the too much drinking and eating. I know it’s a cliche, but it’s only a cliche because it’s so damn true. You eat too much during the holidays. And with that in mind, I must direct your browser to:

THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN

A hilarious step-by-step instruction on how to make a turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken. Only in America. Don’t forget to read part two. It gets funnier.

I hope everyone has a safe New Year’s Eve celebration and I’ll see ya next year!

A German girl sees a photo of some dude at the Lebowski fest. She thinks he’s hot (to use the parlance of our times). She goes to the Lebowski Fest Forum to try and track the guy down. Hilarity ensues.

Fuckin’ amateurs.

Finally, someone gets around to answering the question:

Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

This seriously made my day.

If you can look at this web page without laughing, you’re dead:

A Cat Laughing at Farts
(make sure your sound is turned on)