Funny – Page 6

Car be Gone

Today the Salvation Army came to our house and picked up my wife’s old car that has been sitting in our driveway for the past few years. I’m sure the neighbors are relieved that the white trash index variable on our street went down a few points with that event. (Maybe that’s why they haven’t been able to sell the house next to us for the past 2 years. hmm….)

Here’s our conversation about the event:

Wife: They came and picked up the Prelude.
Me: Cool! Are you sad?
Wife: (pause, thinking)
Wife: Yeah, I guess I am. I hadn’t thought of it. Yes I am sad.
Me: Maybe you should go take a picture of it before they drive it away.
Wife: Yeah. Where’s the camera? (i tell her). I’ll be right back.
Me: Give it a kiss goodbye, too!

(a few minutes later)

Wife: K, I took a picture. But I didn’t give it a kiss.
Me: That probably was a good idea.

Our Nation’s Capital

Well, I’m in DC for the Adaptive Path Conference. So far, so good. I’ve been hanging out with some friends and seeing the sites. Tried to go to the Spy Museum yesterday, but it was too long a wait. Went to see the National Art Gallery instead. Saw the usual suspects: Degas, Monet, Rembrandt. Good stuff. Art = Good.

That is all. Just a stupid update. As you can see from above, I’m tired of using the personal pronoun. Oh. Well.

Oh yeah, the conference is good. As Frank Black screamed on an album: “I’m learning!.”

FlippityFloppity

I stumbled across a link to this site while on the Flaming Lips site:

FLIPFLOPFLYIN

You gotta check out the “Cheap Things” section, which has this great Cheap ABC part. My favorite is the letter S:

S is for sand castle
Like real castles
Except not as structurally sound
And built by children
Not master craftsmen

But, then the piece de resistance has to be: funfunfun

At last, the real killer

At last, the real killer is found:

None Dare Call It Coincidence

A hypnotizing tale (get it?) about rabbits, Ernest Borgnine and JFK. I’m not likely to believe in conspiracy theories, but this is one I can really sink my teeth into. Mostly because it’s funny.

I just love Japanese translated

I just love Japanese translated into English. Here’s a choice sample from the following web page, Variations of EFESH HOUSE (Dome Home):

“Probably you get a bang out of the residence of form structure which you look at for the first time!!”

Yep. Probably.

I try to limit my

I try to limit my Onion links, but this one had to be mentioned: 37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster

This rules: Budweiser Painting (Original

This rules:

Budweiser Painting (Original Artwork) Mosaic

It starts with this sentence and gets better:

My rent and truck payment are past due and my landlady is breathing down my neck so I decided to forget about reality and drink some cold beer.

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