Category: Announcement

Announcement

Sporadic at Best

Lately I’ve been writing just enough to insure that I have at least a couple of posts on themuy’s front page. That is not enough. You, dear reader, demand more from Tim. For my slackness, I apologize. I vow to do better in the future.

So, the anniversary is coming up. You know which one I’m talking about. It’s hard to believe that it was almost a year ago that it happened. So much has changed. I feel like such a different person—so much wiser, a little older, more mature. In a way, my entire world has changed because of that one event.

Yes, it’s true, my one year wedding anniversary is quickly approaching.

So, it’s paper, right? What the hell kind of present is paper? Here ya go, honey. Like it? It’s a Long John Silvers paper pirate hat! You look good in that hat. You really do. What’s this? My present? Oh, you shouldn’t have. It’s perfect, though. You know I’ve been needing one of these. I can’t believe you remembered! Now I can wipe my face with this lovely paper napkin. I love you, darling.

Seriously, if any one has some good suggestions for a paper present, I would appreciate it. Just add a comment below.

FlippityFloppity

I stumbled across a link to this site while on the Flaming Lips site:

FLIPFLOPFLYIN

You gotta check out the “Cheap Things” section, which has this great Cheap ABC part. My favorite is the letter S:

S is for sand castle
Like real castles
Except not as structurally sound
And built by children
Not master craftsmen

But, then the piece de resistance has to be: funfunfun

Do Me a Favor

Don’t ever use the phrase, “be careful what you wish for.” Both you and I know that phrase is way overused and failed to be poignant about 30 years ago.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Here are a couple of phrases you could use instead:

1) You and whose army? I don’t think this phrase got near enough play back in it’s day.
2) Don’t forget to keep your knees bent. This is always good advice.
3) England expects that every man will do his duty. This just sounds cool.
4) Never mess with a sicilian when death is on the line. No one can argue with that.

Fresh Start

Okay, I’ve moved themuy hosting to myself. So, when the power goes off at Tim’s house, a little part of the web world will go down with it. I ask you to deal with it, dear reader. I ask you to make the refresh button your friend. I ask you to cope. I ask all of these things from you for I am themuy.

I also ask you to please bear with this standard, “outta the box” template from your good friends at Movable Type. I am simply too lazy for a redesign right now. But, I will. Don’t worry. Redesign, that is.

I know I’m asking alot, but it’s all in the respectable name of Progross (sic).

Later.

Not much blogging lately

Not much blogging lately. I offer my humble apologies to my legions of fans that tune in every day for a morsel of truth from sir Tim. I’ve been busy with the vacation (fun) and subsequent re-acclimatization to work life (not fun). As I’ve been hinting at for almost a year now, a re-design of themuy is brewing, so keep your eyes on that monitor.

Over and out.