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Author: tim
Seriously, Don’t Do That
While I don’t believe in God, I do find this awfully funny:
Actor portraying Jesus in new Mel Gibson film struck by lightening. Twice.
Just give me some kind of sign, Jesus! I mean besides the lightening bolts.
Radiohead Cow
Here’s the Radiohead-sponsored cow, painted by Stanley Donwood.
The cow is painted with the names of the 18 companies who have been invited to restructure Iraq.
If you want to do one yourself, here are the instructions.
Just so you know.
Life is Hard
This has to be the saddest story I’ve read in a long time. The pictures alone are just heartbreaking.
I don’t appreciate what I have some times. You can argue that this girl squandered what little she did have, but she certainly got a pretty raw deal. I can’t really blame her for getting into the whole drug scene. She definitely has some pain to deal with. You can argue that her brothers had the same deal and they turned out fine, but (and this is crucial) apparently they weren’t sexually abused by the stepfather. You add that on top of an already depressing situation and you get scenarios like this.
I hope she makes it, but have little hope that she will.
The Evil Empire and the Fish
Well, it’s over. It turns out that this is not going to be the coolest World Series in years. I was really hoping (as was everyone else in the galaxy) that it was going to be a Cubs/Sox series, but THAT ASSHOLE RUINED IT FOR EVERYBODY! Just kidding.
But, speaking of that fabled foul ball, leave the poor guy alone. If you’re going to say he ruined everything, first of all you’re being way way way simplistic and second of all, if you follow the same logic, you should go after the 6 or 7 people around him who were going for the same damn ball (and third of all, get a life, but that’s a different story)!
Well, FOX, be prepared for your television ratings to go way back down. And as a friend of mine sarcastically put it, “I can’t wait for the World Series between the evil empire and the fish.”
A Husband Needs Your Help
Well, it’s that time of year again. Just like last year, I’m asking for your help in picking out a wedding anniversary gift for my wife. Since this will be our second anniversary, the name of the game is cotton. Cotton’s a little easier than paper, but I’d still like to get her something unique. Any one have any ideas?
Sox vs. Cubs
A Red Sox fan makes his case:
“I have previously suggested that I feel toward the Yankees as I would toward someone who’d shot and killed my dog. Given this, what would it feel like if the Cubs beat us in the big one? It would feel as though some pleasant, absent-minded guy had accidentally run over my dog in the street and not really noticed, and then clumsily reversed back over the dog as it yelped in its death throes. Then he started whooping and guzzling beer with friends, while still standing over the dog corpse. And all the while he still seems like a really nice guy who was hard to blame or dislike.
Please don’t be that guy. Please.”
Egyptian Essay
This is the best Egyptian essay ever. Okay here it is.
Magnapop Pic (again)
I was going through my photos today and came across another nice photo from the Magnapop tour. This is at a very cool club called Mezz in Breda, Holland. Don’t forget that Magnapop is playing October 25th at the Echo Lounge.
