The Dude Prophetizes

September 11, 1991. Exactly ten years before the attacks. Coincidence? Yes. Weird? Definitely. I need to go sit down for a while. Mind if I do a J?

One of my favorite movies of all time is The Big Lebowski. It’s a brilliant comedy that’s endlessly quotable and has some of the most memorable characters in recent film history. There is so much going on in this movie, that I could take up your whole browser trying to summarize it, so I’m just going to have to assume at this point that you’ve seen it. If you haven’t, go rent it, watch it and come back to this web page. It ain’t going nowhere.

One of the themes of the movie is unchecked aggression. Some direct parallels are made between Iraq’s invasion of Kuwait and The Dude’s harassment by Jackie Treehorn (his goons pee on The Dude’s rug). At one point, The Dude’s stoned brain rattles off a line from something he had overheard on TV: “this aggression will not stand.” It’s a line from George H.W. Bush’s speech about Kuwait that the Dude heard as he bought some half & half from Ralph’s grocery store. The Dude is so broke, incidentally, that he actually has to write a check for $0.69.

Watching The Dude try to piece together all the events of his life is fun to watch. He is such a burnout that his synapses don’t always connect and he stumbles as he tries to solve the mysteries of the storyline. It’s not entirely unlike watching George W Bush try to make his way through a press conference. Which brings me to Iraq again and our recent history with that country.

At this point the reasons for America’s war with Iraq are so obscured by excuses and lies and manipulations that I sometimes feel like The Dude trying to piece it all together. 42% of Americans believe Iraq was DIRECTLY involved with the attacks of 9/11 (Newsweek poll from Sept ’04, found on this page). Almost half the country believes something that has repeatedly been proven to be false. What the hell?

So, what am I talking about? Oh, yeah, the Big Lebowski, Iraq, Kuwait, The Dude, 9/11, etc. Well, imagine my surprise when it was pointed out to me today that there is a prophetic message in the Big Lebowski that ties all of this together (kind of like The Dude’s rug).

Remember earlier when The Dude writes that check for $0.69 at Ralph’s? Well, check out the date on that check:

The Big Lebowski - the Dude's Check

September 11, 1991. Exactly ten years before the attacks. Coincidence? Yes. Weird? Definitely. I need to go sit down for a while. Mind if I do a J?

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Vote Receipt

I need someone to explain to me why this is not possible:

Vote Receipt

If we truly live in the greatest democracy in the world, our election system needs to be beyond reproach. Why this is not on the agenda of our congressional leaders is unconscionable. This issue is just as important as campaign finance reform and just as non-partisan. One person, one vote, one record. It is the baseline from which everything else in this country springs from and it needs to be fixed.

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» Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight Most awesomest Craigslist post ever
» Mimi Spencer takes a look at French women’s eating habits Enjoy your food and eat it slooooooowly. Sounds good to me.
» The KFS Sweater Project A collection of late 80’s sweaters
» On November 11, 2004, The Paris Review will launch a new web site The site will feature the first phase of the DNA of Literature Project, a vast and ongoing initiative to make all of the Paris Review interviews available online, for free.

Amy’s Kitchen

Amy's KitchenEver since the wife and I bought a house at the upper reaches of our financial abilities, the name of the game around themuy household has been to spend as little as possible so that we are still able to afford this beautiful home.

A big part of the money saving strategy has been to curtail the number of times we eat at restaurants. The wife and I looooove to eat food that someone else makes and brings to us while relaxing at a dimly lit table, so this has been a little difficult for us. But, apart from a few breakdowns that have lead us into Nuevo Laredo’s capable hands, we’ve been pretty good about eating at home.

So, instead of making my trip down to the local Quiznos for lunch these days (where they seriously ask me if I want “the usual”), I’ve been bringing something from home. Yep, the microwave and I have been getting downright chummy as of late.

For awhile, I was pretty loyal to Stouffer’s. They make a pretty damn good Chicken Parmigiana, but overall I got the feeling that I just ate a lunch made of plastic. It just feels very unhealthy to eat one of those things everyday. So, I went on a search to find a better, more healthy frozen meal. That search has lead me to Amy’s Kitchen. You might not know much about Amy’s since grocery stores usually stock them in the health food section, but I highly recommend that you seek them out.

First, let me get something out of the way: they’re all vegetarian (gasp) meals. My wife the vegetarian has been eating Amy’s burritos for years and that’s how I found out about them. So, if you’re looking for some carne, go somewhere else. But I assure you these are the best tasting frozen dinners out there, meat or no meat.

How does Amy’s make such great tasting frozen dinners? The secret is pretty obvious: just use good ingredients. Case in point, these are the ingredients of the meal I had today:

Black Bean Enchilada w/ beans and rice
Organic long grain white rice, organic pinto beans, filtered water, organic corn, organic tortilla (organic white corn cooked in water with a trace of lime), organic tomatoes, organic onions, organic bell peppers, organic tofu, organic black beans, expeller pressed high oleic safflower oil, organic zucchini, sweet rice flour, spices, sea salt, tapioca flour, black olives, organic garlic, organic green chilies, chives.

Sounds pretty good, huh? Simple ingredients, all organic, free of genetically modified organisms (GMO‘s), no preservatives and all from a small, family-run company.

Another great thing about these meals is the simple cooking instructions. I’m not crazy about the “cook for 2 minutes on high, rotate 1/8 turn and then cook on medium power until you see the cheese start to bubble, then take out of microwave, stir, replace plastic wrap, etc” method of cooking most frozen dinners. Again, here’s what my Amy’s meal says:

  1. Remove tray from carton.
  2. Put a 1 inch slit in overwrap.
  3. Cook for 5 minutes.

Pretty simple.

I highly recommend Amy’s dinners. I’m a big fan of the Mexican meals, but the pasta and pizzas are excellent as well. They’ve been a nice addition to our household meal options. Oh yeah, and there really is an Amy.

Evil Will Prevail

I’ve been singing this song to myself for the past few days. It doesn’t make me feel any better, but I find it strangely comforting. It was written almost 10 years ago by Wayne Coyne.

Evil Will Prevail, by The Flaming Lips

With loving hands
and their arms are stretched so wide
they can’t seem to take a breath
knowing evil will prevail
and a million people seems like a lot
and a million people can’t be wrong…
With loving smiles
and their mouths are stretched so wide
they can’t even take a breath
knowing evil will prevail
and the magic bullet is the
glowing mother ship
and the mother zaps you dead…
with loving hands knowing evil will prevail
knowing evil will prevail
knowing that evil will prevail
knowing evil will prevail
knowing that evil will always win…