Lately I’ve been writing just enough to insure that I have at least a couple of posts on themuy’s front page. That is not enough. You, dear reader, demand more from Tim. For my slackness, I apologize. I vow to do better in the future.
So, the anniversary is coming up. You know which one I’m talking about. It’s hard to believe that it was almost a year ago that it happened. So much has changed. I feel like such a different person—so much wiser, a little older, more mature. In a way, my entire world has changed because of that one event.
Yes, it’s true, my one year wedding anniversary is quickly approaching.
So, it’s paper, right? What the hell kind of present is paper? Here ya go, honey. Like it? It’s a Long John Silvers paper pirate hat! You look good in that hat. You really do. What’s this? My present? Oh, you shouldn’t have. It’s perfect, though. You know I’ve been needing one of these. I can’t believe you remembered! Now I can wipe my face with this lovely paper napkin. I love you, darling.
Seriously, if any one has some good suggestions for a paper present, I would appreciate it. Just add a comment below.
no, no, you’ve got it all wrong, it’s a gift certificate from Long John Silvers, not a hat, silly.
you’ll be her hero, i promise. either that or a nice framed picture? maybe one from the honeymoon? that’s mostly paper, right?