I don’t know how this

I don’t know how this whole Afghanistan thing is going to play out, but these kinds of things make me smile:

In Fallen Taliban City, a Busy, Busy Barber: “Within hours of the Taliban retreat, Habibullah opened the box, and today the music played so loud that his voice was barely audible. “I haven’t listened to music in two years,” he said, sitting cross-legged on a pillow. “It’s nice.””

I typically try to resist

I typically try to resist any conspiracy theory notions that enter my head, but the wife and I have been talking about this and we can’t seem to get past it. Did flight 93 crash or get shot down? Well, there is a website that is trying to find out what really happened. It’s worth a look: United Flight 93 Crash Theory Home Page.

I don’t know, it’s a weird thing to ponder.

This is a pretty damn

This is a pretty damn scary article. The scope of this whole war looks like it might get alot wider soon. Iraq ‘behind US anthrax outbreaks’. They are already talking about which government to install once they get rid of Saddam.

One other thing about this article is the talk about the hawks vs. the doves. Is this some English journalistic device that I’m unaware of? (apparently so, dumbass. ed.) It’s kind of funny to hear about “dovish” Powell and “hawkish” Rumsfeld.

You’re kidding, right? Taliban ‘will

You’re kidding, right? Taliban ‘will try Bin Laden if US provides evidence’. Does it seem to you that these morons say the exact opposite thing every other day? Oh yeah, and (get this) they say they will try him in an Afghan court. Is that the court right next to the soccer stadium where you shoot innocent women in the back of the head?

Okay, calm down, Tim. Why don’t you just go hang out with Mr. Winkle and relax a bit.

Ahhhhhhh, that’s better.