Author: tim

Sevencrabrangoon definitely kicks major ass. Here’s a sample:

“Washington never solves problems, they only manage them.”

Go to his site and read everything he has written.
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I hereby declare November 13-17 to be the first annual “The design for the muy’s home page is up in the air for the moment as I experiment with a few ideas” week. You might find yourself alternately annoyed, amused, or under the impression that Tim has no idea what the hell he is doing over the course of the next few days. Do not worry, these feelings are natural.

Please bear with me, I’m experimenting with server side includes.
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“Let me make sure I understand,” protested Bush, his victory speech in hand. “You’re calling me back to retract your concession?”

“Let me explain something,” Gore lectured in a stony tone, “your YOUNGER brother is not the ultimate authority on this.”

Full Story.
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Oh, I almost forgot. The muy.com has officially endorsed Al Gore for President of the United States. There. That should take care of all those undecideds. Now! Go out and vote!
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I’ve found myself doing more stomach exercises recently. I think subconsciously I have been getting ready for the sick, uneasy feeling I will have in my gut this Tuesday, November 7th.

Well, tomorrow is it. Let’s take a collective breath and let it out nice and slow. Think, “calm blue ocean.”
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Most of the kids that came trick-or-treating to our house last night didn’t even have costumes. It seems that holding a pillow case counts for a costume these days.

Me: “Oh, what are you? A kid getting ready to make his bed?”
Kid: “Cut with the small talk and give me a snickers.”

Here is my favorite thing a kid said to me last night:

“Do you have any chicken?”
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Yesterday I got a package from the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons). They want me to join. I’m thinking about going for it. It will be cool to get all those discounts and whatnot.
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All I gotta say is, They Fight Crime!
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